5.10.1. Hitler Has Only Got One Ball (希特勒只有一个蛋, 1939)

We have to make a Xi Jinping (习近平, 2012-∞, Heil卐!) version of this!!!

There’s even an Uncencyclopedia page for it.

We have to do a Chinese version. A starting point:

近平,只有一只蛋
泽东,还好有一个半
泽民,
小平,
Hitler has only got one ball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1tF-Yrwe3U A version of the "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball" song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1DWJQkOJew The Armstrong and Miller Show "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball" sketch depicts in a funny way the imaginary creation of the song.